my guitar craze

ok it's more like an obsession now, just like how i was when i first started tennis. i wonder how long this obsession will last. as i grow older i realise i keep my obsessions for longer periods of time. hopefully that means i am less fickle-minded now and can stick to one goal for a longer period of time.

anyway, when i went to class again yesterday and the teacher had some news for us. not that he was going to choose one, but another student of his asked him if he could find a rhythm guitarist for his band. that surprised me indeed. how is it that he could be looking for a rhythm guitarist for a band from a beginner course? we're mostly noobs! well not sure about the rest but i definitely am one. then again, he assured us that the guy was also from a beginner course. after thinking about it throughout the class, i told him i might want to try out. it could gain me some valuable experience. i remember kenneth tan from the tennis team once told me that synchronizing with a band is not an easy job. if i can get a spot, i would find out soon enough, provided they don't just play covers of course.

now, recently i've been practicing my grade 1 exam piece. it's not as difficult as it looks. the only tricky part is the bend that is not a stand alone. it's in a flow of numbers in the tab. sounds like bending halfway through a shred - a short one of course. not long ago however, i've picked up another cover to play, the riffs have been decent till i reached the solo. made me wish i learned the rhythm part instead of the lead part. the solo is excruciatingly long. and fast. well, no pain no gain. it'll take me some time to perfect this song. i'd expect a month or so. coupled with the theories and pieces that i've to do for homework, it might just take longer haha. ok so i shall not keep you waiting any longer, the piece i'm learning now is "tears don't fall" by bullet for my valentine. yes, you might think me crazy but then again, slow rock songs like "pieces" by sum41 do not appeal to me anymore, so i'm starting with the more simple hardcore pieces. it should propel me further i think. after all, people say that staying in your comfort zone does not make you improve.

jokes abt women

at age 20 she is like a foot ball..21 man chasing after her.
at age 30 she is like a basket ball..10 man chasing after her.
at age 40 she is like a tennis ball..2 man hitting back n forward.
at age 50 she is like a golf ball...all man wan to wack it away from them.

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

1. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

2.I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

3.I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

Why Beer Is Better Than Women

* You can enjoy a beer all month long.
* Beer stains wash out.
* You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
* Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
* If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
* Beer is never late.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* A hangover will go away.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* A beer never has a headache.
* A beer will never nag you.
* A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
* If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
* You can share a beer with friends.
* A beer doesn't demand equality.
* You can have a beer in public.
* A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
* A frigid beer is a good beer.
* If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.