Thursday, March 29, 2007

stomp singles party

hey the stomp singles party last night was quite fun!! i got to know a cpl of new frens there as well. many of them are alr workin or in ns...leaving me to be the youngest person there lolz. fret not, there were ppl my age for me to mingle ard with cos there were some guys and gals there aged ard 20 also. oh well, the thing was i had so 4 glasses of vodka mixers and one glass of beer and i didnt feel any effect. i think the drinks might have been diluted alot so as not to make anyone drunk during the event. i seriously didnt see anyone get drunk.


then there were appearances by ppl some celebrity bloggers like jamie yeo and maia and xiaxue. 1st time i saw jamie yeo i went like omg! she damn tall lar walao, and damn chio for her age. then maia was like errm right arm one sibei big ang kong. scare me sia...and usually her photos are all of her in short hair, ytd she had long hair -_-ll no wonder took me so long to recognise her. look so diff from her photo in stomp. anyway, here are some of the photos...









Tuesday, March 27, 2007

i got punked!

haha i got punked! and i didnt believe it at 1st hahaha....crap! -_-ll


ok so here's the deal. the whole bunch f us were happily playing in the lab. i stopped awhile later and went to sign in, after all i 4got to sign in when i went in that mornin. so when i was browsing the attendance list, i receved this call from one of the school lines. 6451xxxx. cfm has to be school line.


the person who called was supposedly a security guard who has been watching the camera and happened to see us play. he told me to go over to the office to give him the list of ppl playin there. at 1st i believed. so i got kinda nervous and called shachin. i went down to bsu to meet him and the rest of them and some of them were laughing alr. i was like they know abt it so fast meh? then wei qi usually like to ask wat happen this time nvr ask anythin. somehow i found it abit wierd but nvm. then when we were talking outside bsu, pcy came by and started laughing at me. huh?? how come he know? wtf?!?!


then the "security officer" called a few more times after that to tell me to go down to his office. i was like yalar u said that earlier but nvr tell me which office rite how was i to know sia. then there were a few times he called and when i picked up, he hung up on me. -_-ll orbit leh lidat. prank call me walao...


then later he told me that he informed my supervisor alr so i didnt nid to go down. ok lor. and he called a few more times to ask me why havent go down yet. walao!! i shud have realized it then lor but i didnt sian...then there was once when he called (nearing the end) i almost told him off. finally he gave up and told me he would come up. so we waited at the table in bsu. apparently he could come in and called me to open the door or him. ?!?! he security but no access?? and i still didnt realize lar walao. then later we were discussing halfway then noor told me "u have been punked man. it was me calling u all the while"

WAAALAAAOOOOO!!!!! and i still was like ya right. then joshua, shachin, pcy all started laughing and i was like errrr ok I JUST GOT PUNKED!! where my placard?!?! lolz


i ended up being infamous among whole bsu team alr lor...lucky half of bsu on block leave sia if not i lagi more infamous. kao! i got punked! on last week of tep some more....anyway, on the good side, at least it was a fake and not real, if not we all die sia haha

Sunday, March 25, 2007

last week in fsrc

c'mon man 1 more week in fsrc...only one more week! i can do this lolz. after this, it is back to classical lessons. but i doubt things will go back to the way they used to be. many things have been happenin around me, in sbm to be more exact. now all that is left is hatred and politics. my whole bloody class has turned into a bloody political war zone. sheesh! nvm it still beats fsrc heads down. however, due to the very light eared nature of many people in my class, i think many baseless rumours of me would be passed around. too bad then.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

here's a little somethin i found on another blog, this is the entire thing, i wrote nothin =)


What's a Twit?




We've got guests! There you have in my tagboard, ....... and anonymous. I shall referto them as Ms Dot and Ms Unknown. I seriously don't think they are males. But if they are,what faggots.

Ms Dot said, "whatever you think la..say things like that and u peeps willsay i'm a twit..i think camry is the beat example for a twit.."

To clear up the messy confusion everyone has here, let me explain what makes a Twit.

1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.

2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.

3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.

By the way, if I'm a dog, I'll be busy screwing a bitch.
And if I were to find one, that'll be you, Ms Anonymous.
On second thought, I would not risk myself into getting Gonorrhea that your mom has passed to you when she screwed your greatgrandfather.

4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.

Museum of Twits 10m

Beware Of Screaming Chippie

But times has become so bad that they have to steal attention now. Ms Anonymous, who has identified herself as Cindy's friend, is obviously jealous of all the attention Cindy is getting. And so she has come upon our sacred board to divert all attention to her. Ms Dot is also feeling that pang of jealously, thus starts to divert our attention to herself too. Gaaaah. This is so confusing.

5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyse and digest infomation, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.

forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...

The wonder of Languages.
English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."
English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"
English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"

6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.
From Ms Anonymous "euie tink i gif a darm to wad euie all toking abt? stp ur nonsence!"

If she doesn't give a DARM (from what I concluded to be DAMN) to what we've posted, she wouldn't be posting like a mad spastic in our board. She wouldn't even have spent time reading and conclude to herself that it is nonsence (yes its nonsense, she can't spell)

7)
No mind of their own.

Quoted from Ms Dot
23:08:31pm
"stop it la cb..you all want then talk about cindy tt slut..don't say others la.."
23:11:50pm
"i don't like cindy want..that is why i'm here.."
23:19:09pm "i think it is you people who are wasting time instead of the anonymous lo.. stop
all your rubbish la.. you will get your retribution want lo.."
23:28:43pm "i just find it unreasonabe because anonymous is an innocent party yet you peeps are quarrelin with her.. i don't mind you talkin about others in the blog because that is
what your blog is for.."
23:26:35pm "fuck off la you peeps..acts mature but infact you peeps are not at all.."

The only adjective I can think of to describe this, IRONIC. Twits can't fucking make up their minds to stick to a point.

8) Annoying.
Just like what my blog says.

So who's the twit eh? *drum roll* (for the sake of other twits who still don't get it) Ms Dot and Ms Anonymous! *applause*

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

2pid driving theory tests pissin me off

aww shucks...the nxt test date for final theory is 2 months from now, meaning past my course period. sheesh, if i knew this would happen, i would not have postponed it the 1st time round. now i gotta pay another $5.25 just to extend the course on top of the $6 for the test. crap! so crap!! that also means wateva money i saved up till now is GONE!!!! aarrrrr!!! sianz. this driving theory tests making me pissed man sheesh!!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

march holiday outing with stompers

oh well, this is my 3rd STOMP! outing. 1st was to celebrate yanqi birthday, 2nd was to celebrate STOMP! birthday and the most recent one was a farewell party for mourinho before he goes into ns. no pics to post though cos this is the 1st time a STOMP! outing has gone by w/o a papparazi around. hahaha oh well, it doesnt matter cos i had my fun. we went burger king for dinner, followed by pool at marina square. after that, it was supper and finally, arcade gaming. however, due to time constraints, our group of abt 12 people was cut down to only 4 people at the end of the outing hahaha. guess most people have curfews huh. oh well...each to his own.


but before i went over for the outing with fellow stompers, i went for the granado espada live event to mark the end of its closed beta testing. well, 3 of us won the lucky draw prizes, and all 3 in a row!! nemo was thinking since we won all the prizes, we better leave cos we actually won all the prizes while we were there. 1st one was a $140 gaming mouse. 2nd was a samsung photo printer. 3rd was a gaming router. none of these items have a dbl digit price tag on them. and when i tot i would be nxt, guess wat? i had to leave for the STOMP! outing. but it doesnt matter.

Friday, March 16, 2007

suay day

damn today was suay!!


went to gym at ard 4.30 then realized i had booked my final theory at 4.30. shit!! wasted $6 just like that. furthermore, my alarm sounded in the bus to tell me abt it but instead of seeing what the alarm was abt, i accidentally phoned my dad instead and 4got abt the alarm entirely. sheesh!!


then later in the gym, i got so weary after doing the weights that i cut both my index fingers using 2 dumbells!!! one after another some more!! walao got anymore suay ma?!?! haiz...oh well juz my luck...at least the cut wasnt so bad, just graze the skin nia so can cure fast and doesnt hurt much haha


anyway, just hope for a better day tmr...

2nd driving lesson

yeah 2nd driving lesson was quite fun. only thing was i stalled the car alot. damn i need practice, alot of it...oh well but ytd i learnt the u-turn. it was pretty much all i learnt ytd. cos the rest of the time all i did was try to get the car not to stall. wats more the instructor looked as though he was gonna fall asleep anytime soon. dunno how come change instructor today, not the same person as the 1st lesson. at least it was the same car, just diff colour, so not so bad.


now to bitch abt school. ashley came in with a stupid hairstyle and streaks of green and yellow on it. she think she from marvel comics sia. walao 1st the hairstyle look like shit, then the streaks of colour make her look abit like peacock. haiz...oh well, some people cant be helped. she has her own fashion sense, albeit a wierd one, and i have mine. and she can rot in hell for all i care wahahaha. okok i seriously need help, i getting too evil lolz. yeah which is why i will be goin back to church today after a long absence.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

1st driving lesson

i drove for the 1st time a few hours back...and it was from bbdc all the way home. cant really call it a free ride home cos the lesson cost me 52 bucks!! but then again, it was worth it. the feeling of sitting behind the steering wheel was quite exhilarating! shiok man!!


oh ya, i finally remembered to buy the mrs fields vouchers for jamie b4 the event ended on fri. sia lar, she confirmed the purchase on mon but fri then i buy lolz. i keep forgetting sia, even have to bother ee boon to remind me abt it in case i forget also. come to think of it, every time i ask people to remind me of something, i tend to remember it for myself. dunno y. think my parents are the same, they ask me to remember something for them then i forget but they somehow remember it -_-ll


oh well, its getting late, i needa grab some z's nitez

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

completion of project 2

and now i'm back...
from outer space...
ok and i dunno the rest of the lyrics..hahaha
anyway, now in fsrc, we have just completed our 2nd project and would be waiting for the presentation day, thats all. but the past 2 days have been very busy with this 2pid 2nd project. though we did learn quite a few things from it, it was abit rush cos we did it rather late hahaha!!!


last personal selling deadline is on this fri and i only got $18 sales arrrrrr!!!!!! and now i gotta chao...nid to print the project hahaha

Thursday, March 01, 2007

u make me SO MAD!!!!!!!!

currently in fsrc, my final stopover of tep season, i feel that it is the worst of all 3 stopovers.


1stly, there is that guai lan sonofabitch named kai. he just so happens to hate shachin, sherlyn and i so much that his brains cant seem to see the consequences of his actions past a mere day. lets talk abt this shall we?


i really dun care now if teachers read my blog...cos if they do then i can laugh my ass off in front of kai!! i shall admit, i went to school at 8.40am today. ok so since the teachers havent arrived yet, i decided to sign in as 8.30am. so far so good, gayboy kai kept his damn mouth shut.


here's where the fun starts. when i helped shachin and sherlyn sign in, kai wondered out loud "how come sherlyn and shachin not here but names alr signed in 8.30 ar?" ok i nvr say anythin...then there were a few more girls(ashley, shihui) who came in later than me with bags on that signed in also at 8.30. ok i nvr say anythin...


then later shachin came up at 8.58...just a few minutes b4 teacher came in, and guess wat?! that sonofabitch demanded shachin sign in at 8.58. wtf!! then that shachin nvr tell me some more, wait until walk out for break then say...damn!


then when i ask kai why he ask shachin to sign in at 8.58, he told me "i didnt ask him to sign in that time, he sign in himself"...i was like wtf!! who in right mind would sign in late when teacher havent even come in yet?!?! when i told him not to lie, he told me look wat time shachin came in. then after telling him to recall the girls who came in later than me but also sign in at 8.30, he say "oh teacher come in liao"...oh puh-lease!! shachin bag was alr there lor. want to sabo at least use some brains lar walao...


haiz...some ppl just got no brains lar...cant help them much, he want tell the whole class tell lor, after all, if the whole class chooses to ignore me like say khang did after school today, then i guess it just shows me wat kinda class i am in - a united class w/o a backbone!